‘SNL’ returns with ‘Rudy Giuliani’ and his witnesses contesting the election



The opening sketch of the NBC variety show featured McKinnon’s Giuliani at a hearing in Michigan, presenting testimony with allegations of voter fraud.

“The election was stolen from the American people with a level of trickery not seen since Houdini,” McKinnon’s Giuliani said while farting. “I was not. That is you.”

McKinnon’s Giuliani said he and President Trump would review the results first in Michigan, then in “Georgia” and “Northern Canada.”

“You want to say? Okay, well, today I brought you a dozen highly intelligent, barely drunk individuals who are all eyewitnesses,” McKinnon’s Giuliani said.

The first witness was Cecily Strong playing Melissa Carone, an IT contractor for Dominion Voting Systems, who spoke to Giuliani at a hearing in Michigan and drew loud laughter.

“I’ve sworn to tell my whole story, and nothing but my story so help me God,” Strong’s Karone said.

Strong’s Carone then told the panel at the hearing to lose her position “just as you ‘lost’ all those Trump ballot papers” and said she had personally seen hundreds, if not thousands of dead people vote.

“Did you check every questionnaire? Did you talk to all the dead people?” Strong’s carone asked the Michigan state senators. “I’m not lying. I signed an After David.”

Other witnesses included a woman who “ate votes,” a man abducted by aliens, Michael J. Lindel – The CEO of My Pillow, and Chloe Fineman, who played the character of Nicole Kidman in HBO’s “The Undoing”.

Strong came back as Karone to say that Dominion cheated on her from her cheesy bread.

“I think you confused Dominion with Dominos,” one of the state senators told her.

“Anyway, my vote lasted longer than 30 minutes, so it was supposed to be free,” Strong Karone said.

Finally, McKinnon’s Giuliani said he would not give up the fight to overturn the election.

“In conclusion, I would say that the defense rests, but we will never rest. Not until the election is overturned, or I get a full grant and $ 10 million in cash,” said Giuliani McKinnon. “And if you liked what you saw here today, we’ll give a press conference right after that at the Ritz-Carlton … plumbing and heating supply company.”

McKinnon then said the show’s signature: “Live … from New York! It’s Saturday night!”


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